otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

(Source: otomoved)

ohtinuviel:

My dear Sam. You cannot always be torn in two. You will have to be one and whole for many years. You have so much to enjoy and to be and to do. Your part in the story will go on.

(Source: complexae)

(Source: theonion)

(Source: larvitarr)

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

(Source: nerdiegirlie)

maliciousmelons:

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

(Source: heckyeahmikerowe)

ironmanontheironthrone:

smalldonghaver:

the concept of a “Freudian Slip” just doesn’t make any sex to me at all

sometimes you just say one thing and mean your mother

(Source: rnatt)

(Source: newtypezaku)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

(Source: themaxdavis)