fcukharry:

this sums up my feeling about one direction quite well

hotstraightboy:

hotstraightboy:

im going to be a reverse prostitute where i pay people to have sex with me

i dont need this

bellechere:

Accurate.

holynipples:

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

snapchatting:

if i was a couch i wouldn’t have to go to college

plantpuppy:

*grinds on you*

*with a skateboard*

izzielosthermind:

stabla:

if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless

My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.